Findings:

• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Never Had It So Good
• You've never had it so good
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Jobs I've Had
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I've never
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• The best I never had
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Forever blue, but never black
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Skim this life but never live
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• These are the memories I never had
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Murder Never Tasted So Good
• A mistake never felt so right
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• It never rains but it pours
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• always morning, but never breakfast
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Neatest trip I've had
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• The death of a man I had never known
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Best smoke I've ever had
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• Why I've never been ice skating
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• I've had you here before
• and but so
• executed but never exposed
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• i've worked very hard to become so
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• butt naked
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Butt hinge
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?

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