A
variation on
Proverbs 31 (King James Version):
Who can find an
intelligent woman? For her
worth is far above
rubies.
The
heart of her
geek boyfriend doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no worry of her putting
Windows on his
Linux box.
She will do him
good and not
evil all the days of her life.
She seeketh
SCSI, and
Celeron dual-processers, and worketh willingly with her hands.
She is like
Enlightenment; she maketh
life more colorful and interesting.
She riseth while it is yet
night, and checks her XP on E2.
She girdeth her
loins with a
Palm Pilot, and she has
carpal tunnel syndrome.
She perceiveth that her
kernel is good; her
computer goeth not down at night.
She layeth her hands to the
keyboard, and her hands hold the
mouse.
She stretcheth out her hands to the
newbie; yea, she reacheth forth her
help to the ignorant.
She is not afraid of
viruses for her
network; for all her
computers have virus protection.
She maketh herself an
MP3 player for her
car; she listens to
Mozart and
Weird Al.
Her
geek boyfriend is known on
Slashdot, when he writeth among the
Ubergeeks of the land.
She maketh fine CAT5, and selleth it; and delivereth
web pages unto the merchant.
Strength and
intelligence are her clothing; and she shall rejoice inthe time to come.
She openeth her
mouth with
wisdom; and in her tongue are the
bug fixes.
She looketh well to the ways of her
network, and eateth not the
bread of idleness.
Her
geek children arise up, and call her
way cool; her
geek boyfriend also, and he praiseth her.
Many daughters have married rich and lost their identities for their husbands, but thou are so much better than they.
Popularity is deceitful, and
beauty is vain; but a
woman that is
intelligent, she shall be praised.
Give her the
fruit of her own hands, and let her works praise her in the
geek community.