Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Ah...what to do with a day, how to wake, where to walk, which wandering to eschew and which to embrace... the pleasures only the macabre spectre of mortality can bring!"

• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• In which Sparrow's day starts well and ends well
• I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• How to find something which has been lost
• which do not stand scrutiny
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Know How, Can Do
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• States and Provinces which do not participate in Daylight Savings Time
• Which 3-manifold do we live in?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Remembers Some Very Bad Days
• Which heaven to gaudy day
• Which 4-manifold do we live in?
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• How to do a lift walk on a rollercoaster
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• How Proust Can Change Your Life
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels -- bring home for Emma.
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• How not to bring in new comic book readers
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• If you can say something nice, do
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Please do not bring me flowers
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Do what you can as you do
• There is nothing the dead can do
• How high can you stack whippets?
• How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• Great things the winter can bring
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
• how to bring up sex in a conversation
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• You can do anything
• How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Only perl can parse Perl
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• Only perfection can break your heart
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Singing in the mountains where nobody can hear you
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• How long can you hold your breath?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How can Poets Survive
• Only Nixon can go to China
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• There can be only one
• Only Jesus can judge me
• discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• I can do shit with my legs
• How you can become infected with HIV
• How high can you count on your fingers?
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• talking can only give you away
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• I can only speak for myself
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I can do it myself
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• If you can walk, you can dance. If you can talk, you can sing.
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• How can you sleep at night?
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• How can people listen to that crap?
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• How to tell she's good looking
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out

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