Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "A skeletal sea captain dreamed up by a little Spanish girl in the 18th century. His sweatshop isn't that bad, but he has a very bad reputation anyway."

• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
• He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
• He did very little harm
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Rejection isn't so bad
• Let us now praise bad girls
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Of fish, sin, and bad Spanish
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• bad reputation
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Very Bad Santa
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• Bad fiction has a price
• The bad guy dies by accident
• The Story of the Bad Little Boy
• I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• causing another person bad feelings and seeing the result isn't fun
• very bad
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Remembers Some Very Bad Days
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Very Bad Things
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• You know, life isn't so bad
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• American Bad Dream
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• bad girl (user)
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Kelly Osbourne and the very bad mis-spoken mishap
• but you wanna be bad
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Bad Lieutenant
• Proof that TV is bad for you
• The Conduct of War in the 18th Century
• Bad Timing
• Wired, old school: Information exchange and the explosive popularity of 17th and 18th century coffee houses
• Two out of three ain't bad
• The Church of England in the 18th Century
• The 10 bad listening habits
• good/bad art collective
• Bad Linux Advocacy
• Bad Wisdom
• Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
• A reason to drink
• bad Zentraedi name joke
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• Chapstick is a bad lubricant
• bad brain day
• CivilWarLand in Bad Decline
• Ramona Says A Bad Word
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• bad rejection
• How to spot bad internet porn stories
• Using drugs does not make you a bad person
• Anti-smoking ads are bad
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• The permanence of a marker is directly proportional to how bad it smells
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• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
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• Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs
• Good cop Bad cop
• Feeling bad about a good deed
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• Bad Idea Jeans
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• A bad 21st birthday
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• Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
• faith prevents bad trips
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Bad Astronaut
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• All Hands on the Bad One
• the bad conductor joke
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• bad password
• Bad kisser
• Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
• It's not that bad
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• When good code goes bad
• The Bad Sleep Well
• Bad Dudes
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Muesli Is As Bad As It Sounds
• Murder is BAD
• Bad Libs #1
• Tech support gone bad
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Why masturbating with Icy Hot is a bad idea
• I have bad taste in music
• 10 commandments for a bad homepage
• British Summertime is grounded for bad behaviour.
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Bad Quality
• Bad Jim
• Good and Bad Children
• BADD
• Bad Programmers
• Food That Looks At You Is a Bad Idea

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