Findings:

• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• Life will get easier
• five will get you ten
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• Get around
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• You will get yours
• As Cool As It Gets
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• How to get around censorware
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
• 15 will get you 20
• How babies get around
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• It will get better
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• The bomber will always get through
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
• You're not from around here, are you?
• fool around
• I walk around when I'm high
• sleeping around
• Running around that thing with all the stuff everywhere
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• pelicans fall all around
• Around the World in 80 Days
• eight hands around
• Boot the gong around
• Sending cash through the mail
• running around in circles
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Turn around
• Kicking around
• Louse around
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• Old chestnut: Carrying a ladder around a corner
• kluge around
• wound around the axle
• wrap around
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• wrap your tongues around truth
• All Around the Mulberry Bush
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• her arms around me
• Standing around scowling
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Ring around the Rosie
• Standing around with your teeth in your mouth
• Ring Around the Roses
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Walking around the house naked
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• You're never around when I need you
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• How to sneak around the house late at night
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range
• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• Dressing up in a chicken suit and running around the golf course
• What Comes Around
• The Ring of Brightest Angels Around Heaven
• Tying a sweater around your waist to make a weird kind of kilt thing
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• prancing around nude
• Green Around the Gills
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• The Shop Around the Corner
• Alligators All Around
• Shop Around
• Overanalyzing promotional posters around school
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• Around an empty grave
• Getting nervous around girls
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• How Till Eulenspiegel Travelled around with a Skull
• Rings Around The World
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Reel Around The Fountain
• I want to be the air around you.
• He called around 5:30
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• Secret places around Georgia Tech
• gonna walk around (user)
• Sailing Alone Around the World
• Clowning Around
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• How to turn around in the street
• Children are the same all around the world
• Knifin' Around
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Beat around the bush
• Around Alone
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Walking Around
• Race Around the World
• Abort Once Around
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• All around me
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• Up, down, flying around... (e2poll)
• Twice Around
• Around the Fur
• All sparks and melting everything around us
• LeeAnn drives Michael around
• around you I plot the stars
• Composing music while bombs are falling all around
• The sky lay around you
• Waiting Around Saturday
• The old hands you’ve baked around hers
• Violent Scenes Around Filling Stations
• Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• leaves spiralled around us like a benediction
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• Lame blue poems around one hedgehog
• Russell Crowe: Fightin' Around the World
• the ideas contained within green wax paper, wrapped around roses
• Sex Around the World
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Somewhere around Warwick Avenue
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal
• Somehow, the cats are still around
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• Strange similarites of words around the world
• A great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel
• the lake around which are a thousand tiny fires
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Cooking Conversion Table
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• we can all just be around other people
• I just follow the sun around
• The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• just around the corner
• you can put your arms around a memory
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her

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