Findings:
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Bernie would have won
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Even Years Ago
- A rambling letter to the girl I met years ago
- This email is a response to your email of a year ago sent on February 6, 2000
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- All Those Years Ago
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- A Year Ago Today (superdoc)
- Written in Dubrovnik a few years ago
- The Meaning of Love Eight Years Ago
- I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Twenty years ago
- This essay was due a year ago
- It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
- Remembering all those years ago
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- you would have been
- Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- We would probably not understand alien life
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- What pornos would have us believe
- When you know things are just meant to be
- You stole what they would have given you
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- General sexuality newsgroup
- I would like to have emotions
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- he would have laughed
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Names I have acquired over the years
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Books I have bought for next year
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
- he would have cried
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- I had an Everything dream an hour ago
- AGO
- The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
- It happened a long time ago
- On a night not too long ago
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
- Monster A Go-Go
- Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
- God died a long time ago
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- For Emma, Forever Ago
- Political artist behind the AGO
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- The Year of the Linux Desktop
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How the mighty have fallen
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
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