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• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• That would be me
• How To Be Funny
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• You mean the me that you would be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• not as funny as it used to be
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• eternity would be boring
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• I never thought it would be like this
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Just to see what it would be like
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• it would be hilarious if only
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• The Man Who Would Be King
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Belief is a sign of mental illness
• A whimper would be fine
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The best kind of bartender
• It'd be an interesting way to go
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Where would America be without Canada?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Mind without body
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Mental illness
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• A network theory of mental illness
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• what would it take to be serene again?
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• That I Would Be Good
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• If you would be so kind
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• That Would Be Enough
• If you would be seated
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.

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