Findings:
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- play dumb
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- we can all just be around other people
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Automobile tire pressure
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Things people put up their butts
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- all limitations must be overcome
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- How to be telekinetic
- all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
- How to be an asshole
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- Running toward the edge
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- all I want to be is holding your hand
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- we can't all be rock stars
- You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- How to be a fuck-up
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- How to be monstrously shallow
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be a backstabber
- Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- Can't we all just be friends?
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- What I want to be when I grow up
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
- I don't want to be alone
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- how to be a friend
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- How to be invisible
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- How to be anonymous
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- we shall all be healed
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- How to be an improv musician
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- murder can be fun
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- They are all pretty but fading.
- All units be advised
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