Findings:
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He Was a Crook
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- That's Just How He Was
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- At least he was gentle
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- some say he was never here at all
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- making certain he was touching her
- he was a punk poet himself
- I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- I married him because he was not mean
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He was found
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- More than he was willing to give
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He Was Only Joking
- And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He brings me books like flowers
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- All he left her was alone
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- The time my father caught me having sex
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He Looked Like the Summer
- she, he, and me
- he likes to watch you walk
- He has redefined me, again and again
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- he's like someone living in a dream
- if he's not here, then where?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- and now forever frozen in time he
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- The day he gave me a lift
- He called me Sarah once
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- He loves me, he loves me not
- Jesus He Knows Me
- he that is not with me is against me
- He taught me how to smoke
- He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- He Hate Me
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- he calls me monster
- he calls me girly (user)
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- he smokes like a cello plays
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He that is not with me is against me.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- I like the way he reads poetry
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- as if he didn't exist
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