Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "picking her up by the legs is far more agreeable for all parties concerned"

• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• Because it all burns up
• far more reliable than the mercurial recollections of KGB defectors
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Emily's Legs and Her Shoes
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• All Shook Up
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Ruth holding up time with her beauty
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• The woman with her legs apart
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• Yes; all of these and more.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Take Her up to Monto
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• spade-struck embers spark and flare the smoke what snarls up in her hair
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Dig up her bones
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• she had already found her party
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• Leveling up in church means more clothes
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Crunch all you want, we'll make more
• You're All I Need to Get By
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• confusion in her eyes that says it all
• more sure of all I thought was true
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• All he left her was alone
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• Where are you, caught up in the burden of it all
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• Looking up a word by its definition
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• In her tomb by the sounding sea
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• up all night on DXM
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• passion is far more important than money
• Performing her communion with quick slashes up and down her arm
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• Her legs shifting underneath the desk
• Documenta, the Child-Bride, bares her legs for the Ravenous Wolves of the Grey Hour
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
• Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• wake up and find her still there
• Party all the time
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• Devil up her sleeve
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
• I changed by not changing at all
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• All that’s left of her is black print
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• All the Stuff and More...
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• All her stiletto syllables
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Far Edge Party
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Sewn up by frost
• Cake By Numbers: A Birthday Noder Party Meet in Swindon
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar

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