Literary Karaoke

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Look at any wikipedia page for a large city. You will notice on the right, right above the maps and infoboxes with statistical details about population and area and other such things, a spray of photos, a rosette of images, all showing in a spiral what the city looks like. There will be a skyline, a city hall/county courthouse/capitol building, a university, and one or more of the following: a park, museum or historic building. Go look at Salem, Oregon or Dayton, Ohio or Grand Rapids, Michigan for examples of this. I mean, it is true for San Francisco or New York as well, but it also continues down to most of the nation's mid-sized metros. I am actually curious just how small of a city wikipedia will display a city with marble, glass and grass: apparently, Albany, Oregon is not due an entire panorama, and has to make due with a single prosaic picture of a downtown intersection. But perhaps that is just something about Albany.

But if you are wondering

In short, we want your writeups, 300 words or fewer.


"February is the shortest month."
T. S. Eliot, probably


It's the shortest month of the year! Time for the wee madness that is Brevity Quest. The rules are pretty standard, write something good in 300 words or less.

  • The quest starts on Saturday, 1st February at 00:00:00 and ends on Friday the 28th February at 23:59:99 (

Some commentary on a geek poem. If you've ever read The Pronunciation of Punctuation in Unix (and I suggest you do!) you'll start to gain an appreciation of possibly the ultimate geek poem, once referenced at the University of Boulder, Colorado ¹:
In a recent magazine poll, readers established "waka" as the proper pronunciation for the angle-bracket characters < or >. The following poem appeared recently in the magazine.

The text of the poem follows:

News for Noders

January 1: Gregorian New Year.

January 16: National Nothing Day.

January 24: Happy Birthday Silverai_me!

January 26: Happy Birthday Segnbora-t!

January 30: Happy Birthday O-Swirl!


If you have something to add to the monthly news, /msg Tem42.

December 1: Iron Noder ends

December 9: Smallpox eradication day.

December 9: Grace Hopper's birthday.

December 12: Happy birthday to horacetheclown!

December 21: Winter solstice arrives 10:27 PM, EST.

December 23: Happy birthday to Nemosyn!

December 25: Hanukkah begins.

December 25: Merry Christmas!

December 29: HairQuest 2024 ends.


If you have an item for this calendar, /msg Tem42.

November 1: The IRON NODER CHALLENGE starts today and runs through December 1. It's never too late to sign up, and all writeups get rewards.

November 1: Happy Birthday Zephronias!

November 5: Bonfire Night in the UK.

November 11: Veterans Day in the US.

November 13: Everything2's Birthday.

November 27: Happy Birthday Estelore!

November 28: Thanksgiving in the US.

November 28: HairQuest 2024 begins!

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October 1: Oh no! It's The Halloween Horrorquest!

October 17: Happy Birthday gnarl!

October 31: Something spooky will probably happen today. It usually does.

October 31: prepare yourselves for the XVIInd Iron Noder in November!



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September 8: Happy birthday svntax!

September 16: Feliz cumpleaños Ancientsnow!

September 18: Happy birthday Stuart!

September 25: Happy birthday Templeton!

September 26: Stanislav Petrov Day.

September 27: Happy birthday Uberbanana!


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