In five easy steps:

1. Hoist up one's tunic so that all the fabric is above one's knees.


2. Gather all the extra fabric to the front, so that the back of the tunic is snug against one's backside.


3. Once the excess fabric is gathered in front, pull it underneath and between one's legs to one's rear. This will feel much like a diaper.


4. With half of the fabric in each hand, bring it (and one's hands) back around to the front across one's waist, or at least above the hips for less slippage.


5. Finally, tie the two handfuls of fabric together in one's knot of preference, thus making one more mobile for both battle and/or hard labor (or, if I may be so bold, the current year's edition of the E2 Iron Noder Quests).

I put together a rifle with my own hands and nickels and me and that rifle can chew the itty-bitty middles out of your standard paper plate at 500 yards all day.

I've made phone calls that delete terrain features. I've run a stock pickup truck up and down trails that eat, with predictable regularity, purpose built side-by-sides. I wore the most expensive and complicated endo-atmospheric machine ever built like it was spine-f

At last, typing "fuck" actually does something useful in your Linux command interpreter.

"The Fuck is a magnificent app, inspired by a @liamosaur tweet, that corrects errors in previous console commands."
—The Fuck's github README

Unlike Suicide Linux, this is actually a tool that helps you when you screw up a command at the command line (and you will!). Rather than