My darling Zaroxolyn,

Sending you this quick message via the ISSUI and hope my warning reaches you before it's too late to prepare for upcoming disaster. Colonel Colchicine and Prince Plaquenil have formed an unholy alliance. Major Metaprolol has hinted at joining forces with Captain Coumadin, aka Warfarin in other circles.

You know it's serious when former Pope Xaralto the IX meets with Lord Lasix and his evil twin sister Lady Losartan. Nothing good can come of that in terms of the peace most of us desire. The only one we can truly trust at this juncture is that scalliwag, Sir Benazapril Digoxin and his silent partner, O2.

We'll always have Mars, my love...
Yours in Peace,
Major General Fish Oil