Findings:

• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Stoned music memories
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• we do it in hopes they'll come back
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Whenever a commercial comes on the radio and asks a yes or no question, I answer NO out loud in a stern voice.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I don't have a television set
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Come strong or stay home
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• So you don't have to
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• A Grand Don't Come for Free
• (Come get me).
• Dont come near me. (user)
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• We Come in Peace
• If the camper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• You don't have to remember my name
• emotions others don't get to see
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• You don't have any real problems
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• You just don't get it
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• You don't get a song
• I don't get it
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I don't want to get over you
• I don't have the time
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• At least the dark don't hide it
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• painting stars that have come to be
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Come, Sleep! O Sleep, the certain knot of peace
• Baptist jokes
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• A reason to drink
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Rape committed by women
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Cats don't have brakes
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• The days of wonder have come at last

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