It's not like I keep a list of girls who find me creepy
by the looks of me, anyway, you know what to expect.
and you know you are smoldering hot. Admit it.
Sure, you felt annoy'd when I looked down your sweater
although man, you have to concede that that necklace was trippy
and I mean, it's not like I keep a list of girls who find me creepy.
To think those fluffy stripper heels were modest? Understandable.
Current mores are lax. Weather is fine today, it's sunny
made worse by you being smoldering hot. Admit it.
Your short skirt - it's much well clear it doesn't call for me to grope
but that it keep climbing up and show more thigh, that I hope.
Shit, it's not like I keep a list of girls who find me creepy.
And hey, it's me who doesn't expect you to know my fetish
It's awkward to be this horny, to act so garish.
And it's not like I keep a list of girls who find me creepy
and you know you are smoldering hot. Admit it.