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Sat Jun 2 2001 at 16:17:55 (7.3 years ago )

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Sun Apr 8 2007 at 00:35:58 (1.5 years ago )

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Feeding klaproth

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Sleep like there's no tomorrow

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• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
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• A Perfect Day
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• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
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• Insulting softlinks
• Life is half over at age 10
• Stupid things to do in a strip club
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Not pulling a Graduate
• My first smart ass comment
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• September 14, 2002
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