Laura Elizabeth
- user since
- Fri Jul 19 2002 at 15:30:57 (6.1 years ago )
- last seen
- Wed Aug 13 2008 at 16:13:57 (2.4 weeks ago )
- number of write-ups
- 149 - View Laura Elizabeth's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 4 (Scribe) / 9934
- C!s spent
- 360
- mission drive within everything
- to marry EDB
- specialties
- snow angels
- school/company
- Sexually harassing men since 1981.
- motto
- You get what you give in this life.
- most recent writeup
- Peanut butter, Fluff and Fritos
| This is the only warning you get: I have anvils. I like using them.
John McCain seems to suffer from an identity crisis. He spends most of his time disguised as the gopher in the Chucky Cheese arcade game Bop the Gopher.
Catboxery: Ask and ye shall receive: (r) 2008-03-11@9:56 (41 s) Noung says watch your ass, LE. you're fucking dead. I had complained that I don't get death threats. Noung's response resulted in his being snogged until the catbox exploded and crashed E2. Really, see the archive. 2008-05-29@15:22 (3.7 min) Noung says Cherish it.... OR I KEEEEEEEL YOU That just made my day!
Simulacron3 Here, my darling dear, a crufty heart for My Queen of Tarts. allseeingeye if it wasn't for cunts, Georgia O'Keefe would have done bullfighters on black velvet. 022108 20:02:41
@ EDB snogs Laura Elizabeth. She is good snogs!
Ancientsnow said: Kink for hot, disturbed, anvil-fixated, pokey mammas? Try E2
May 2, 2007, whilst showering, IWhoSawTheFace said: I could be the first guy to die of simutaneous hypothermia and priapism. But it'd be a happy death. We aim to please.
Insert tequila here.
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User Bookmarks:
- Welcome to Everything
- Welsh
- Mythos
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Shakespeare's Sonnets
- herbes de Provence
- Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
- How to give a blow job (thing)
- Medieval Manuscript Production
- Dictionary of Angels
- House of Tudor
- Commonly misspelled words
- The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
- Platonic Life Partner
- Everything2 Easter Eggs
- The Pilgrim's Progress
- I Will Take You Home
- Gay subcultures in eighteenth century Europe
- How I made the Year Nodes
- Everything Arranged Marriage Registry
- Society ignores consequences of sex
- EMAR
- Chocolate Fondant (thing)
- The Nine Choirs of Angels
- Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator (thing)
- 19th Century Etiquette
- Everything User Search
- Available Rooms
- Riding Esperanza
- Speeches and Debates
- Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
- Bikram Yoga
- simple usergroup editor
- Your Nodeshells
- An Interpretation of Michelangelo's Creation of Adam based on Neuroanatomy
- Stained Glass Primer (idea)
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons (idea)
- Welsh History
- Is lying about the reason for war an impeachable offense?
- Christmas in Provence (thing)
- Thunder Road (thing)
- niruena
- CIA World Factbook - Hell
- Wake up with the king (idea)
- E2 Quest: Histories of the World
- We miss our friends: A dysfunctional noder family reunion (thing)
- The Unpardonable Sin (person)
- Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
- Timeline of Glasgow history
- the torn wings of truth
- Bad Boy (thing)
- The Lent Sausage Scandal (idea)
- peanut butter delight
- house centipede (thing)
- The Gentleman's Magazine
- The Captain Willing
- Panty Regents of the Planet Vajj (thing)
- Inappropriate songs that people play at weddings
- The Hound of the Baskervilles 1/15 (fiction)
- Random nodeshells
- You're my home
- E2 Gift Shop
- Lady Business
- Node Tracker
- SuperMegaNodeFestQuest 2007. Shazam!
- My Achievements
- The Original of Laura