metalangel
- user since
- Thu Mar 28 2002 at 22:05:14 (6.4 years ago )
- last seen
- Mon Jun 30 2008 at 23:15:48 (1.9 months ago )
- number of write-ups
- 130 - View metalangel's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 4 (Scribe) / 1069
- C!s spent
- 3
- motto
- LIBRARIAN: Are you a student of this school? HOMER: I think it's pretty obvious that I am. (holds up tiny pennant with 'school' written on it) Go school!
- most recent writeup
- Skoda Octavia
User Bookmarks:
- Pokey the Penguin
- Townie
- Brainfuck
- Sealand
- The Gift of the Magi
- Aesop's Fables
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- General Tso's chicken
- Alternate lyrics for "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
- Pilots' Jargon
- Curious George does LSD
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- All-in-One crap, iMacs pt deux
- Things people put up their butts
- Ben Kerr
- Effects on an unprotected human body in the vacuum of space
- Obscene mnemonics
- US Standard Railroad Gauge Urban Legend
- Black & White
- Why it's fun to dose your relatives
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Diary of a dot-commer
- How to write an episode of Dukes of Hazzard
- Catalina
- Worst Cars of the Millennium
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- The big red Everything2 Emergency Stop Button
- That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid
- Erotic Fiction Clichés
- RimRod Goes To McDonald's
- Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- The scary parallels between Lincoln and Kennedy
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- An eyewitness account of the Nagasaki bombing
- You know you're a geek when...
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- Straight razor shave
- How to spot bad internet porn stories
- Highway Tales
- Classic Short Stories
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- Video game myths
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Japlish
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- Little red raver girl
- Introducing yourself to the large-breasted woman
- The Bus of Freaks
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter X - Indirect Insults
- Eat poop you cat
- Why are the people on food stamps always fat?
- Removing pubic hair
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Rape committed by women
- Butternut Squash Soup
- punk rock breasts
- My Lover Sleeps (idea)
- Stories from the Barber Shop
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
- Sucking at The Sims
- Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
- The Joy Luck Fight Club
- Annoying email forwards
- ice dildo
- The Amtrak Arcade-Car Ruse
- Computer Myths and Dangers
- Nuclear Cats Get New Home
- IBM and the Holocaust
- I will never take a man underwear shopping
- Torturing your Sims
- My Email conversation with EverQuest Technical Support
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Sony customer support
- Changing the Alpha Tag on Nokia Phones
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- Customizing the OEM information in Windows9x/ME (thing)
- Mystery Anime Theater 3000
- The art of urban scavenging
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- How to interview someone
- Thoughts on a Saturday night brawl in Dublin
- The Transcontinental Railroad
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Workplace of DEATH!
- I, Real Doll
- Two stories of the pistol
- Living with mismatched libidos
- They Say that in the Army
- Making the Movies
- The Dangers of Dating Smokers
- Everything WAP
- Oreo Sludge Bars
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
- Down a rabbit hole
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- Why old people piss me off
- A cure for splinters
- Being a foreign female in Japan
- How to ruin a roleplaying game
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
- The Raven (The Edgar Allan Porn version)
- Were you 18 in the Spring of 1997?
- The Very Lonely Cat (idea)
- Buying Louis Vuitton bags (idea)
- Porn can get you promoted