Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "can't be arsed"

• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Why Can't This Be Love
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Beggars can't be choosers
• The Horse's Arse (user)
• Should I be happy?
• Let It Be
• Any song can be a love song
• To be at loggerheads
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• It couldn't be
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• To be Carved on a Stone at Thoor Ballylee
• Choosing to be gay
• There need to be more powers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The page cannot be displayed
• Darkness Be My Friend
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• How To Be Funny
• die to be thin 14_root (category)
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• Canted Angle
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can't cross the same river twice
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• cant drive 55 (user)
• I can't remember our last kiss
• Information wants to be free
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Born to be Wild
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• Why Be Bitter?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Trying to be friends
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• Chalant should be a word!
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• I used to be that girl.
• to be scored
• Don't Be An Ass_root (category)
• Or at least it used to be
• My RPG will be a work of art
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Why should we be moral?
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• How not to faint when you can't move
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• You Can't Win
• arse
• The revolution will not be televised
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• we used to be punk
• Children should be seen and not heard
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• How to be a fuck-up
• Death Be Not Proud
• Be sure it's legal
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The IRT That Used To Be
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Knowledge can never be certain
• I used to be a carpenter
• We can be heroes
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Readers Be Where? (e2poll)
• Stevie Might Be a Bear, Maybe
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• You can't handle the truth
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• Can't Stop The Music
• Men can't give directions
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• A face like a slapped arse
• I never thought it would be like this
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I'll be back
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Dorothy Tries to be Brave
• Be a man
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• So you want to be a star?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• TV can be a good thing
• Not to Be Confused with Taco Bell
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• How to be a terrible customer

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