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• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• It was free, so I took it.
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• I was doing so well.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• The night was alive, and so was I
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• so far
• Why so Pale and Wan
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Using Red Hat and it feels so good
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• And so, we made sweet love with the weather
• Oh, so that's how it is
• Carl & The Passions (So Tough)
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• Not so difficult
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• So There We Were
• so st.louis (user)
• maybe so (user)
• Never Had It So Good
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• It was more than perfect understanding
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Hitler was an artist
• If I was beautiful like you
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Nu Wa
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• Why is high school so horrible?
• Dreams last for so long
• São Manuel
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• To Daisies, not to shut so soon
• So Cruel
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• Such pretty white points. So sharp.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• That was the moment
• When she was bad
• It was just a crush
• Gautami was neurosis personified
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• ale z was dziwki (user)
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• Pathetic
• I told you so
• The real reason gas is so expensive
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• feline allergies
• So you want to be a star?
• sos (user)
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• So I wake up
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• Say It Ain't So
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• And so, the countdown nears an end.
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• She was locked in time
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Before Time Was
• I was a father for a few days
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• So Sue Me
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Me So Horny
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• Rights for bigots
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• As Florida goes, so goes the nation
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• So Far From Home
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• So, which one of you is the man?
• Revenge Is Sweet, and So Are You
• So easily betrayed by gauze sleeves
• so st.louis_root (category)
• You're so boned
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• The snow is so silent, so vast
• Vancouver, Washington
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Lando was supposed to die
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• At least he was gentle
• Where's the kaboom?
• The first time I knew I was different
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Since Hector was a pup
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu
• There was a time before
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• And so, I left
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• stop being so English
• Oooh it's so good!
• I'm so tough

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