Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Can it be too long?"

• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• This poem can be put off no longer
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Be all that you can be
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Why we long to be American
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Too long without touch
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• No one can be in two places at once
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• On a night not too long ago
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• You're too good to be human
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• You're too young to be so old
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• long to be thin (user)
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• I've been a woman for too long
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Ski piss
• You know you've been away from home too long
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Children can be cruel
• What can be better than that?
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• A dying playground can be Eden
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Things that seem too good to be true, rule
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• life is too short to stay mad for too long
• Valour can be brown
• Long, Too Long America
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• What a kiss can be
• Too good to be true
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Any song can be a love song
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• You too can spend four years
• the light too bright, the day too long
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Knowledge can never be certain
• We can be heroes
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• TV can be a good thing
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Can I masturbate too much?
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• murder can be fun
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• It can be cold in the dark
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• No one can be totally logical
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• We Can Be Together
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I want to be sexy too!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Can we still be friends?
• Exes can be good things
• To do is to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• asking to be bathed in light
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• canned food

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