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A
cute
little
device
used to
castrate
a
male
by means of
stretch
ing a
small
but
strong
rubber band
enough to
fit
around the
base
of the
scrotum
. It is
tight
enough that it cuts off all the
blood
to the
testicle
s, causing them to
die
within a few
hours
. This process is very
excruciating
until they're
dead
, but after which point the body simply
adjust
s to the new
hormone
balance
. The rubber band can be left
on
so that the
skin
dies as well, causing a
shrunken
,
black
mass of dead
skin
and other
tissue
to
fall off
within a couple
week
s. Should the band be
remove
d before the skin dies, the
testes
theoretically get
absorbed
into the
blood stream
like any other piece of degradable
foreign matter
. In effect, it then ends up being much like a more painful, drawn-out version of the
Burdizzo clamp
, with the notable advantage of it being
reversible
if the
subject
changes their
mind
(assuming they're a human with testicles who is getting castrated
willing
ly - not as
uncommon
as the
layperson
might think!).
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