MentalPlex is the latest in search engine technology, now being used by Google.

MentalPlex works by anticipating your search request before you type it in. It acomplishes this feat by evaluating over 1.3 billion variables, including:

• The last 5 sites you visited before coming to Google.
• Current air pressure, humidity and ozone content.
• Astrological configuration at the time of your visit.
• Speed and vectors of your mouse movement.
• Personal aura and brainwave activity.

MentalPlex is the first search engine technology which accurately returns results without requiring you enter a query.

_{NOTE: Apparently, this was just a April Fools joke put on by Google. It's too bad, because this seemed like very useful technology.}