I'm so tough

created by ymelup
(idea) by ymelup (2.3 y) (print)   (I like it!) Thu Sep 28 2000 at 10:47:11
A comedy routine developed by George Smilovic, an Australian comedian in the 1980's. It would have little gems such as:

I'm so tough, I drink cordial ... straight from the bottle (for our American friends, this is the same as drinking concentrated Minute Maid).

I'm so tough, I iron my shirts ... while I'm wearing them.

I'm so tough, I wear my Life: Be in it T-Shirt ... to funerals.

I'm so tough that when my girlfriend told me she didn't want to see me any more, I poked her eyes out.

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