Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship

I turn over in bed, brush against your warmth, and know it is you	He makes me feel alone just by being there	Masturbation horror stories	One should not marry such a maiden
Creative writing vs. journal entries	Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?	Ultra Virgin	I have this problem with saying "no" to people
You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK	This is where we say goodbye	Noding as a cure for post-coital insomnia	The muffins are talking to me
This is dedicated to my sister	How to improve your orgasms	Can't get you out of my head	Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
BDSM is the sign of a sick society	Pranks and practical jokes	Tired of Waking Up Tired	18 situations that shout Watch Out!
Some observations on getting a girlfriend	So that I may mutely speak	Fight Club	reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending

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